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This Simpsons episode database was written using PHP and MySQL. The code for the entire site (including images) is ~15k. The data is kept in a MySQL database and entered manually through the administration front end phpMyAdmin. I wrote the code originally to be used for medical abstracts with links to journal pages as a "proof of concept" that never got off the ground. I really should finish entering the data, but it's very time consuming. Most of the information is obtained from the internet and episode books. I'm a Simpsons fanatic.

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1:	Large Marge Season: 14 :: Episode # DABF18 Summary: Marge mistakenly thinks Homer is eyeing other women. In an effort to uplift her appeal, she decides to get plastic surgery to look younger. But the surgery goes awry when Marge receives breast implants that were meant for a younger patient. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse catch an episode of Batman where Batman and Robin battle Clown Man -- who happens to look alot like Krusty.
2:	Treehouse of Horror XIII Season: 14 :: Episode # DABF19 Summary: "Send in the Clones" - in a takeoff on the movie Multiplicity,Homer's hammock starts making clones of Homer...one of which kills Flanders."The Fright to Creep and Scare Harms" - ten years after "Dial Z for Zombies", thezombies rise again, this time armed cowboy zombies ready to take over an unarmedSpringfield (thanks to Lisa's cash-for-guns program)."The Island of Dr. Hibbert" - any similarities to The Island of Dr. Moreau,where humans (like, say, the Simpsons) are crossed with animals, are coincidental - yeah,that's it, coincidental. Maggie Roswell returns as the ghost of Maude Flanders in the show's opening.
3:	Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade Season: 14 :: Episode # DABF20 Summary: After taking an aptitude test, Bart is held back a grade, and Lisa is skipped ahead, landing them both in third grade at the same time, and in the same class. Tension develops between them, but they are forced to work together when they become lost on a school field trip.
4:	Helter Shelter Season: 14 :: Episode # DABF21 Summary: While the Simpson house is being fumigated after a Russian termite infestation, the family moves into a house that's part of a reality show where they have to live in 1895. When the ratings for the show begin to fail, the producers bring in Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley.
5:	How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Season: 14 :: Episode # DABF22 Summary: Homer is secretly videotaped complaining about his family while in cab (a la Taxi Cab Confessions). In an effort to help him regroup, Marge, Bart, Lisa and little Maggie send him to Mick Jagger's Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy camp. Once there, Homer lives the life of a rock star, taught to him by the likes of Sir Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Lenny Kravitz, Elvis Costello, Tom Petty and Brian Setzer.
6:	The Great Louse Detective Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF01 Summary: Somebody from Homer's past tries to murder him, and it's up to Sideshow Bob to help Homer find out who that person is.
7:	Special Edna Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF02 Summary: After cancelling an apple picking trip due to "mother issues", Principal Skinner upsets Ms. Krabappel. When Bart discovers this, he gets Edna nominated for Teacher of the Year and everyone travels to Orlando, Florida for the ceremony. Skinner decides to tag along, and musters up the courage to propose to Edna.
8:	The Dad Who Knew Too Little Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF03 Summary: After Homer gets Lisa an inappropriate birthday present, he worries that he is losing touch with his daughter, so he hires a private investigator to follow her around.
9:	The Strong Arms of the Ma Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF04 Summary: Marge is mugged at the Kwik-E-Mart and has a severe anxiety attack, which makes her completely unable to leave the house. In order to pass the time, Marge begins lifting weights, which make her stronger and ultimately allows her to overcome her fear. Marge's newfound physique motivates her to take up body building, and she wins 2nd prizein a contest. But when she begins taking steroids on the advice of Ruth Powers, she becomes aggressive and in a fit of rage destroys Moe's, which prompts Marge to rethink her new lifestyle.
10:	Barting Over Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF05 Summary: Bart learns that he had acted in commercials as a baby, as Baby Stinkbreath (for a baby mouthwash) and that Homer has squandered all his money. "I spent it naming a star after our family", says Homer. And of course the star went supernova and Bart becomes so angry, he sues to become an emancipated minor. Frustrated, Bart leaves home and lands in a loft, where the show's guest stars are also living. Somehow the whole troupe winds up at the Skewed Tour, a parody of the rock n roll/extreme sports festival the Warped Tour. Fox has incorrectly billed this as the series' 300th episode.
11:	Pray Anything Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF06 Summary: When Flanders wins a half-time money shot duringa WNBA game, Homer decides his neighbor's secret to success is praying. Homer starts praying to get his way with everything...and it works. He even prays himself into an injury lawsuit against the Church and is awarded withthe deed to the property. Homer promptly moves the family in, while Helen and the Reverend have been relocated to the Flanders and reduced to preaching at the Bowl-A-Rama. It can only take a miracle to make Homer see the error of his ways.
12:	I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF07 Summary: While Homer falls in love with the new limited-time Krusty Ribwich, Lisa enjoys the sudden popularity of being a spelling champ -- and soon becomes the state rep for the Spell-lympics. When the Ribwich is discontinued locally, Homer joins up with the Ribheads and follows the mystery meat sandwich tour around the country. At the finals, George Plimpton tells Lisa to take a dive (and get a free college scholarship) so that a cuter kid will win and ensure the future of competitive spelling.
13:	A Star is Born-Again Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF08 Summary: In a send-up of "Notting Hill", Ned Flanders begins dating a forgotten starlet.
14:	Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF09 Summary: Krusty gets elected to Congress in part to helpget the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homer's house, but he falls in line with the conservatives once he's there.
15:	C. E. D'oh Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF10 Summary: After being rejected by a sleepy Marge on Valentine's Night, Homer enrolls in Stark Richdale's extension class Successmanship 101, which gives him the "Megatronics" tools needed to take over the Nuclear Power Plant by replacing the plant's true owner, a canary, with himself, and firing Mr. Burns.
16:	'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF11 Summary: Snobby English documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond convinces Lisa she must choose a career path immediately, prompting herentry into astronomy. But when her successful petition to reduce outdoor light pollution gives criminals increased cover of darkness, an angered citizenry sees to it that Springfield's outdoor lighting becomes brighterthan ever, leading to perpetual daylight. Meanwhile, after being humiliatedat the hands of Nelson and company, Bart tries to salvage his cool by stealing the golden hood ornament from Fat Tony's '30s Stutz Bearcat-style gangstercar.
17:	Three Gays of the Condo Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF12 Summary: While looking for a missing puzzle piece, Homer stumbles upon an angry note Marge wrote on the back of a placemat one nightwhen he suffered alcohol poisoning. Homer wonders why Marge every stayed with him and decided he wasn't good enough for her. So Homer moves out andsettles on a condo, which he shares with two homosexuals.
18:	Dude, Where's My Ranch? Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF13 Summary: While out Christmas caroling, the family findsout from a lawyer that the carol they are singing is copyrighted, leading Homer to write his own carol. But when Ned tries to help, Homer turnsit into an anti-Flanders song. A passing David Byrne just happens to hear Homer play his song at Moe's, and he turns it into a hit record. When stardom becomes too much, the family spends a week at a dude ranch. Lisa initially objects, until she meets a young junior wrangler named Luke Stetson.
19:	Old Yeller-Belly Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF14 Summary: Santa's Little Helper is shunned as a coward after opting to devour a roast turkey ratherthan pull Homer from a fire. Getting his nose stuck in a can of Duff Beer afterward, however, proves to be somewhat of a spirit-booster when it propels him to the status of Spuds McDuff: the Duff Brewery's new mascot. But matters worsen when the the dog's new-found fame (and net worth) cause his original race track owner to come forth andreclaim his "property" -- leaving it up to the Simpsons to get their dog back by proving Santa's Little Helper is a coward unfit to hawk Duff beer.
20:	Brake My Wife, Please Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF15 Summary: Judge Harm revokes Homer's license, and he discovers the healthy joys of walking, while Marge becomes stressed by the added running around to the point where she accidentally runs him over. Now Marge has to nurse him on top of everything else and they realize they need to visit a marriage counsellor. Homer realizes he must do unselfish deeds for hiswife to save their marriage.
21:	The Bart of War Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF16 Summary: After his latest bout of mischief results inanother encounter with the Springfield police department (as the result of watching a South Park episode), Marge and Homer elect to place Bart into a program of supervised afternoon activities -- in the form ofa quasi- Native American tribe dubbed "The Pre-Teen Braves." But tribalwar ensues when his clan is forced into a game of community service one-upsmanshipwith an opposing group of do-gooders: "The Calvary Kids."
22:	Moe Baby Blues Season: 14 :: Episode # EABF17 Summary: When the entire town shows up at the SpringfieldBotanical Gardens to watch the once-in-a-lifetime blooming of the SumatranCentury Flower, there is room for everyone but Moe. The event causes a panicand during the ensuing traffic jam Maggie is thrown from the Simpsons' carinto the arms of a suicidal Moe - who is dubbed a hero by the city. Maggieaccepts him unconditionally as her new babysitter and surrogate father,much to Homer's dismay and rage, while Moe's new reason to live starts toturn into an obsession that proves useful when Maggie gets in the middleof a mafia gang war between Fat Tony and "Don" Castellaneta. Season Finale.