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This Simpsons episode database was written using PHP and MySQL. The code for the entire site (including images) is ~15k. The data is kept in a MySQL database and entered manually through the administration front end phpMyAdmin. I wrote the code originally to be used for medical abstracts with links to journal pages as a "proof of concept" that never got off the ground. I really should finish entering the data, but it's very time consuming. Most of the information is obtained from the internet and episode books. I'm a Simpsons fanatic.

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1:	Insane Clown Poppy Season: 12 :: Episode # BABF17 Summary: Krusty takes parenting lessons from Homer when he discovers that he has a daughter about Bart's age from a one-night stand. Guest starring Drew Barrymore as Sophie and Stephen King.
2:	A Tale of Two Springfields Season: 12 :: Episode # BABF20 Summary: After Springfield's telephone area code splits in two, Homer spearheads a movement to divide the town itself in half along the new area code line. Guest starring The Who.
3:	Treehouse of Horror XI Season: 12 :: Episode # BABF21 Summary: "G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad" - Homer chokes to death on a piece of broccoli and his spirit must perform a good deed in order to enter heaven. "Scary Tales Can Come True" - The dark side of fairy tale characters is exposed. "Night of the Dolphin" - The world is overtaken by dolphins after Lisa frees their leader from captivity.
4:	HOMR Season: 12 :: Episode # BABF22 Summary: When doctors find and remove a crayon lodged in Homer's brain, his true IQ emerges, leading to a strong relationship with Lisa. But his relationship with others falls out once his new-found competence in safety inspecting leads to the closure of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
5:	Lisa the Tree Hugger Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF01 Summary: Eager to join "Dirt First" after witnessing their pro-vegetarianism demonstration atop the local Krusty Burger franchise, Lisa attempts to prove her worth by camping out in a giant redwood destined for logging. Meanwhile, Bart joins the workforce in order to buy a new game console advertised on television.
6:	The Computer Wore Menace Shoes Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF02 Summary: After realizing that he's missing the cyberspace boat, Homer plugs into the internet and builds a web site. But when low traffic hits him where it hurts, he resorts to spicing up his cyberslab with damaging gossip concerning fellow townsfolk. Guest starring Patrick McGoohan as Prisoner #6.
7:	The Great Money Caper Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF03 Summary: Strapped for cash, Homer and Bart thumb their way through "A Child's Garden of Cons" in search of the road to easy money.
8:	Homer vs. Dignity Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF04 Summary: Short on funds, Homer approaches the ever-wealthy C. Montgomery Burns for a token raise. But when Burns grants his request on the condition that Homer act as his personal jester, the Simpson family finds itself the subject of degrading and embarassing activities.
9:	Pokey Mom Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF05 Summary: Following a prison rodeo, Marge befriends an inmate whom she considers undeserving of incarceration, and eventually sees to his release. Guest starring Michael Keaton as Jack, and Charles Napier as the prison warden.
10:	Skinner's Sense of Snow Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF06 Summary: When a large storm snows in Springfield Elementary, the children are trapped inside for the holidays and soon rebel against Principal Skinner.
11:	Tennis the Menace Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF07 Summary: Instead of buying a casket for his father, Homer uses the money to build a tennis court instead. Springfield wants to use the court for a tennis tournament, which all of the family members enter. But when teams are divided, the family gets competitive with each other, and they recruit professional tennis players to play in their places. Guest stars Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras, Serena Williams, and Venus Williams, all as themselves.
12:	Worst Episode Ever Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF08 Summary: The Comic Book Guy has a heart attack after witnessing the work of special make-up effects master Tom Savini, giving Bart and Milhouse their cue to babysit the Android's Dungeon.
13:	Hungry, Hungry Homer Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF09 Summary: After Homer discovers that the Springfield Isotopes are being moved to Albuquerque, he stages a hunger strike outside the stadium.
14:	Day of the Jackanapes Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF10 Summary: Upon learning that Krusty has erased all the archival tapes of his show from the Sideshow Bob era, Bob schemes to use Bart as a manchurian candidate to blow up Krusty live on the air. Guest starring Kelsey Grammer as Sideshow Bob.
15:	Bye Bye Nerdie Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF11 Summary: Lisa's attempts to befriend a new student at Springfield Elementary result in constant bullying, leading her on a crusade to find out just what makes bullies tick.
16:	New Kids on the Blecch Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF12 Summary: When a talent agency discovers the musical abilities of Bart, Nelson, Milhouse and Ralph, it scurries to set them up as the next big boy band sensation, complete with a sinister subliminal propaganda campaign in mind: "Join the Navy". Guest stars N'Sync.
17:	Simpson Safari Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF13 Summary: A belated prize awaits Homer in his next box of animal crackers, one which starts the family out on an exotic trip to Ngorongoro, Africa.
18:	Trilogy of Error Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF14 Summary: In a "Run, Lola, Run" parody, a breakfast accident involving Marge's kitchen knife and Homer's thumb is seen through the eyes of individual family members. While Homer & Marge make a mad dash for the hospital, Lisa takes her linguistic robot to the Springfield science fair, and Bart runs afoul of Fat Tony's illegal fireworks ring.
19:	I'm Goin' to Praiseland Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF15 Summary: When Ned discovers that one of Maude's goals was to build a bible-themed amusement park, he reunites with Rachel in order to fulfill her dream. But when an accident dupes the public into believing that the park was the site of a miracle, Ned is forced to decide between revealing the truth versus enjoying his increased profits.
20:	Children of a Lesser Clod Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF16 Summary: Homer injures himself while playing basketball at the YMCA, and needs surgery. While recovering at home, he finds he is good at caring for pets and at babysitting the Flandereses' children, so much so that he starts a daycare center which gets him nominated for a Good Guy award for service to the community. But Bart and Lisa feel neglected through all of this, and are determined to thwart his award campaign.
21:	Simpsons Tall Tales Season: 12 :: Episode # CABF17 Summary: A rail-riding hobo tells the tales of American legends, leading to Homer imagine himself as Paul Bunyan, Lisa as Connie Appleseed versus the wagon train pioneers, and Bart and Nelson as Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn in a rafting adventure on the Mississip'.