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This Simpsons episode database was written using PHP and MySQL. The code for the entire site (including images) is ~15k. The data is kept in a MySQL database and entered manually through the administration front end phpMyAdmin. I wrote the code originally to be used for medical abstracts with links to journal pages as a "proof of concept" that never got off the ground. I really should finish entering the data, but it's very time consuming. Most of the information is obtained from the internet and episode books. I'm a Simpsons fanatic.

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1:	Lisa's Sax Season: 9 :: Episode # 3G02 Summary: When Lisa's saxophone is destroyed during a scuffle with Bart, the familyrecounts the story of how she got her instrument during the terrible heatwave of 1990. Guest starringFyvush Finkel ashimself and Krusty.
2:	Simpson Tide Season: 9 :: Episode # 3G04 Summary: Bored as usual, Homer decides to take up a new career in the Navy, wherehe single-handedly cuts the ribbon on treason season by charting asubmarine into soviet waters. Meanwhile, Bart gets his ear pierced.Guest starringBob Denver,Rod Steiger asCaptain Tenille, andMichael Carrington.
3:	The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson Season: 9 :: Episode # 4F22 Summary: Driven to the brink of sanity by his appointed status as designateddriver, Barney Gumble drives to downtown Manhattan in Homer's car,leaving it there. But when the family journeys to the big apple toretrieve their property, Homer faces a one-on-one showdown with thedreaded boot.
4:	The Principal and the Pauper Season: 9 :: Episode # 4F23 Summary: During a surprise banquet to honor his twentieth anniversary as principal,Seymour Skinner's true identity is revealed to be Armin Tamzarian. Nowestablished as an impostor, Tamzarian retires and relocates to his oldneighborhood in Capitol City. Guest starringMartin Sheen asthe real Seymour Skinner.
5:	Lisa the Simpson Season: 9 :: Episode # 4F24 Summary: Thanks to the unfounded predictions of Grampa Simpson, Lisa is convincedthat she's genetically predisposed to lose her intelligence. Meanwhile,Apu discovers Jasper frozen in his freezer, and turns the Kwik-E-Martinto a tourist's trap. Guest starringPhil Hartman.
6:	The Cartridge Family Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F01 Summary: After a wild soccer riot tears up Springfield, Homer purchases a handgunto protect his family. But when Marge's repeated requests to dispose ofthe weapon go without notice, she whisks herself and the kids away to aseedy motel.
7:	Treehouse of Horror VIII Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F02 Summary: In ?The Homega Man,? Homer battles killer mutants after Springfield is destroyed in a nuclear blast. Next, a matter transportation device melds Bart with a housefly in ?Fly Vs. Fly?. Finally, Marge is accused of witchcraft during colonial times in ?Easy-Bake Coven.?
8:	Bart Star Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F03 Summary: A local health fair shows that Springfield's young boys are out of shape,leading parents to sign their sons up for pee-wee football. But whenHomer snags coaching position, a more talented quarterback is replacedby Bart. Guest starringRoy Firestone,Mike Judge as Hank Hill,andJoe Namath.
9:	The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F04 Summary: Just as he begins to enjoy his popularity as a swinging bachelor,Apu receives an unwelcome reminder of his pending arranged marriage.Desperate to escape the agreement, Apu claims to have already marriedMarge Simpson. Guest starringJan Hooks as ManjulaandAndrea Martin asApu's mother.
10:	Lisa the Skeptic Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F05 Summary: While Lisa and her classmates conduct an archaeological survey, askeleton with abnormal bone structures growing from the shoulders isuncovered, leading the townspeople to conclude the remains are that ofan angel. Guest starringStephen Jay Gould andPhil Hartman.
11:	Realty Bites Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F06 Summary: When Marge becomes a real estate agent, her firm loses lucrative salesdue to her total honesty. Meanwhile, Homer buys a 1960s hot-rodconvertible at the local police auction. Unfortunately, the rod's formerowner and convicted felon, Snake, wants his property returned post haste,and will do anything to get it back. Guest starringPhil Hartman.
12:	Miracle on Evergreen Terrace Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F07 Summary: People throughout Springfield open their hearts--and wallets--after Bartaccidentally burns the family's Christmas presents and claims they werestolen by a burglar. But when the truth is alas revealed, the Simpsonsfind themselves pariahs. Guest starringAlex Trebek.
13:	Bart Carny Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F08 Summary: When Homer costs a carnival worker and his son their jobs, Homer offersthe pair a place to stay. But when the carnies lock the family out oftheir house and claim it as their own, Homer attempts to get it back byoutsmarting the two. Guest starringJim Varney as Cooder.
14:	Trash of the Titans Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F09 Summary: When his crude insults persuade the local garbage men to terminate histrash pick-up service, Homer enters the race for sanitation commissioner,banking on the laziness of his fellow towns- people as the key to victory.Guest starringSteve Martin as RayPatterson,Paul McGuinness,Susie Smith, andU2.
15:	The Last Temptation of Krust Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F10 Summary: After finally accepting that his comedic style is outdated, Krustysettles on more edgier material: what's wrong with today's cropof stand-up comedians. Guest starringJay Leno,Steven Wright,Janeane Garofalo,Bobcat Goldthwait andBruce Baum. FeaturingHank Williams Jr.
16:	Das Bus Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F11 Summary: Bart, Lisa and their classmates fight for survival after becomingstranded on a deserted island. Meanwhile, Homer attracts the attentionof Bill Gates when he attempts to crack the lucrative internet egg witha home-based consulting firm. Guest voicesJames Earl Jonesas the narrator andJack Ong as the chinesefisherman.
17:	Dumbbell Indemnity Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F12 Summary: When Moe breaks himself romancing a new love, he enlists the aid of Homerin an illegal scheme to collect $5,000 dollars from his automobile'sinsurance policy. But after Homer botches the scam, Moe must find a wayto bust his best customer out of the pen. Guest starringHelen Hunt as Renee.
18:	This Little Wiggy Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F13 Summary: Taking pity on the hapless Ralph Wiggum, Marge pairs him with Bart.But his association with Ralph quickly turns out to be more beneficialthan burdensome when Bart learns that his father holds the master keyto every store in Springfield. Guest starringPhil Hartman.
19:	The Trouble With Trillions Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F14 Summary: When Homer's unfastidious tax return accidentally falls into the severeaudit bin at the IRS, he is promptly nabbed by the government.Forced to go undercover for them, Homer finds himself on a missionto retrieve a trillion dollar bill stolen by Mr. Burns. Guest voicePaul Winfield asLucious Sweet.
20:	Girly Edition Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F15 Summary: Bart attempts to upstage his sister when the pair land anchor seats ona Children's educational news program. Meanwhile, Homer exploits hiselderly father to obtain a helper monkey, which he quickly puts to worklooting donut shops.
21:	King of the Hill Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F16 Summary: Crestfallen by Bart's shame of his poor physical condition, Homer setsout to work out. But when a pair of publicity scouts offer him thejob of climbing The Murderhorn to promote their product, Homer is tooblindsided by lust for physical perfection to turn down the expedition.Guest starringBrendan Fraser asBrad andSteven Weber as Neil.
22:	Lost Our Lisa Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F17 Summary: After hastily boarding the wrong bus to a limited engagement museum exhibit,Lisa finds herself lost in unfamiliar parts of Springfield. Meanwhile,Bart adheres novelty items to his face, only to later discover that theglue he was given--by Homer--is permanent.
23:	Natural Born Kissers Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F18 Summary: After a near-fatal encounter with a peeved farmer and his pitch-fork,Homer and Marge uncover the secret to reigniting their crapped-out sex life:dangerous situations. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa make their own discoveries,including the lost ending to Casablanca, using a metal detector.
24:	The Joy of Sect Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F23 Summary: Along with the majority of Springfield, Homer and company are lured intothe Movementarian cult by a slick pamphlet and tantalizing promises.But as Marge begins to realize that the cult only has money on its mind,she must try her hand at deprogramming to rescue her family.
25:	All Singing, All Dancing Season: 9 :: Episode # 5F24 Summary: Anticipating a bloody Clint Eastwood-Lee Marvin shoot-'em-up, Bart andHomer are horrified to discover that their video rental, Paint YourWagon, is actually a musical. Several song and dance moments fromseasons past are recalled. Guest starringGeorge Harrison.