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1: When Flanders Failed
Season: 3 :: Episode # 7F23
Summary: Ned Flanders quits his regular job and announces at a barbecue that he is opening a mall store catering to lefties. Homer, however, wishes that Flanders would fail.
2: Stark Raving Dad
Season: 3 :: Episode # 7F24
Summary: Thanks to Bart leaving his lucky red hat in the load of washed white shirts, Homer wears a pink shirt to the nuclear power plant. He is promptly committed to a mental institution, where he meets up with a white man (Leon Kompowski) who walks and talks like Michael Jackson.
3: Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F01
Summary: Thanks to Lisa's patriotic and winning essay in a Reading Digest contest, the Simpsons win a trip to Washington DC. However, Lisa's faith in democracy is shaken when she sees her local representative taking a bribe for a permit to cut down Springfield National Forest.
4: Treehouse of Horror II (AKA: The Simpsons Halloween Special II)
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F02
Summary: In the sequel to the original Treehouse of Horror, three more tales of horror. Lisa, Bart, and Homer eat too much candy, and end up having nightmares...In "The Monkey's Paw", the Simpsons, on a foreign trip, pick up a monkey's paw that gives the holder four wishes each with bad side effects. in "Bart the Monster", a parody of a classic TwilightZone episode, everyone in Springfield must be happy or else something will happen to them by a monster. The monster is known as Bart Simpson, the kid with the mental powers. Finally, in "Homer's Brain", Homer gets randomly fired from the nuclear power plant, and gets hired as a grave digger. He falls asleep in the grave, and gets picked up by Mr. Burns for a cyborg experiment.
5: Bart the Murderer
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F03
Summary: After having a very lousy day of school, Bart accidentally stumbles into "The Legitimate Businessman Social Club", a mobster front. He becomes a bartender, but when he shows up late at work and blames Principal Skinner, Skinner disappears.
6: Homer Defined
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F04
Summary: When Homer accidentally saved two nuclear plants, he becomes a hero, and is admired by his daughter, Lisa.
7: Like Father, Like Clown
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F05
Summary: Krusty finally drops by to have dinner with the Simpsons to thank Bart for believing him (see Krusty Gets Busted), and drops a bombshell: He real name is Krustofsky, and he is estranged from his rabbi father, who disowned him when Krusty decided to be a clown instead of a rabbi. Now, Bart vows to reunite Klown and rabbi.
8: Lisa's Pony
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F06
Summary: After disappointing Lisa, again, Homer finally gives Lisa a pony. Now, in desperation to pay off the bills associated with owning a pony, Homer works the graveyard shift at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart.
9: Saturdays of Thunder
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F07
Summary: In order to build a father/son relationship, Homer helps Bart build a soapbox racer. However, when Martin crashes his racer during the time trials, Bart must make an important decision: Turn his back on his father and be Martin's replacement driver, or race in his soapbox and let Nelson win.
10: Flaming Moe's
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F08
Summary: Homer helps invent the hottest drink in Springfield. However, when Moe steals the recipe and turns Moe's Tavern into the hottest spot in Springfield, Homer vows revenge.
11: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F09
Summary: Homer finds that his job as `safety inspector' is in danger when Mr.Burns sells the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to German businessmen for $100,000,000.
12: I Married Marge
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F10
Summary: Picking up where The Way We Was left off....The year is 1980, and Homer is working at the local miniature golfing course, living with Marge's parents, and dating Marge. Then Marge becomes pregnant with Bart.
13: Radio Bart
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F11
Summary: It's Bart's tenth birthday. Bart receives a radio microphone, which he promptly uses to play practical jokes on everyone, including that a little boy named Timmy O'Toole has fallen down the local well.
14: Lisa the Greek
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F12
Summary: Lisa's football predicting skills brings about a closer relationship between Homer and Lisa, not to mention making Moe broke, until Lisa realizes that the relationship may end with the Super Bowl.
15: Homer at the Bat
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F13
Summary: Mr. Burns bets $1,000,000 that his company team can beat a competing plant's team. In order to do so, he replaced the regular company team with a bunch of professional players.
16: Homer Alone
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F14
Summary: When the family causes Marge to flip out, she takes a vacation from it all at Rancho Relaxo, leaving Lisa and Bart with Patty and Selma(shudder), and Homer alone with Maggie. Then, Maggie goes searching for Marge.
17: Separate Vocations
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F15
Summary: After taking the Career Aptitude Normalization Test, or CANT test, Lisa finds out she's more suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is more suited to be a police officer. While Bart enjoys his taste of authority, Lisa turns into a bad kid.
18: Bart the Lover
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F16
Summary: He has the name of the 23rd president, the face of Gordie Howe, andthe lines of a Frenchman. Is Mrs. Krabapple's new pen pal/loverBart's latest practical joke? Mean while, Homer starts building a dog house, and learns to give up swearing.
19: Dog of Death
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F17
Summary: When Santa's Little Helper suffers from a twisted stomach, the Simpsons sacrifice in order to pay for a life saving operation. However, when the family's morale suffers from the cuts, the dog runs away, and quickly becomes one of Mr. Burns' hounds.
20: Colonel Homer
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F19
Summary: After a particularly bad movie experience, Homer drives to a bar where he discovers a singer named Lurleen Lumpkin. Now, Colonel Homer is her manager, much to Marge's disgust.
21: Black Widower
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F20
Summary: Sideshow Bob gets paroled, and marries Selma. However, Bart suspects that Sideshow Bob has something else up his sleeve.
22: The Otto Show
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F21
Summary: Otto loses his job driving the school bus, partially because he doesn't have a driver's license, and, after being kicked out of his apartment, goes to live with the Simpsons.
23: Bart's Friend Falls In Love
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F22
Summary: Bart and Milhouse enter the age of cooties, when Milhouse dates a newgirl... without her father knowing it. Meanwhile, Homer tries to lose weight by listening to a subliminal tape.
24: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Season: 3 :: Episode # 8F23
Summary: Herbert Powell returns, and asks the Simpsons help for an invention idea of his, using the money Homer received from the nuclear plant for some bogus award.