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The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Season: 15 | Episode Number: FABF08 | Original Airdate: 03-14-2004
Summary:
Marge's ex-boyfriend Artie Ziff is discovered in the Simpsons' attic penniless, unemployed, and on the run from the authorities. When the feds come in to arrest Artie, they find that Homer has won all of Artie's assets in a poker game and is now the primary stockholder, and he takes the fall for Artie's shady business dealings. When Homer receives 10 years in the pokey, Marge becomes convinced that Artie is and will forever be the most selfish man on Earth, but a memorable night out with Selma helps Artie grow a conscience.

Guest Stars: Jon Lovitz, reprising his role as Artie Ziff.