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Life on the Fast Lane Season: 1 | Episode Number: 7G11 | Original Airdate: 03-18-90 | Location: DVD

Summary: For Marges birthday, Homer buys her a bowling ball (drilled to fit his fingers). While taking up bowling, so that Homer cant use her gift, she has an encouter with Jacque, a bowling instructor who shows her attention she never recieves from Homer.

Things You May Have Missed: The stores Homer passes in the mall include:International House of Answering Machines, The Jerky Hut (conducting a "Sausage Sale!"), The Ear Piercery, Girdles N Such, Fancy Lingerie, and The Caramel Corn House. Sign at the Singing Sirloin resturant: "Home of Ballads and Salads". The logo is a steak singing with a microphone like a young Frank Sanatra. During a moment when Marge and Jacques are outside, the moon behind them has three holes, like a bowling ball. The nuclear radiation gauge moves from "Okay" to "Danger" as Homer carries Marge out of the plant.

Guest Stars: Albert Brooks as Jacques